YOU’RE NEXT!

Yes yes, alot of people don’t like clowns. Some are terrorized by them! I really don’t know why. They are just human beings. I mean don’t they bring joy to little kids? Since they are so talented  with their hands at making balloon animals. My favorite figure was the ballon sword, that shit was bad ass i thought i was like some kind of super hero that uses a fucking sword. But what super hero uses a sword?! None. And nooooooo Arabians terrorist, Aladdin doesn’t count as one. Clown have teamed up all over the world to share happiness and love too you people!….. Just FUCKING kidding bitches! These fucking clowns want to rape the shit out of you! They want to grab a glass dildo and lube it up with the anal lube left in their ass from the last victim and shove that shit up your ass! These fucking clowns don’t want to have fun making animals out of balloons!! They want to have fuck making animals out of their dicks and having you play with that!!!! Fuck that i don’t trust any fucking clown these days. Instead of giving out candies, they give out roofies so they can literally  rape the shit out of you then steal your organs and sell them in the black market! TUN TUN MUTHA FUCKING TUNNNNNN!!!!! Be-careful with those asshole that call them selfs “clowns”  or else your every hole in your body will be unvirginized!!! oh yea…. FUCK YOU ferreteria el arco you guys suck clown dick….

Bitch-ass fucking blubber shit.

What The Fuck! (emphasis on the Fuck). Fuck with fucking CAPS… FUCK!! Don’t you fucking hate when you are actually inspired to tweet some shit out? Even though that slut bar only gives you a miserable shity 140 characters spaces?! And then a fucking dandy ass fucking bitch ass whore blubber piece of  non-related fucking shit thing pops up?! A 150 ton Whale being carried by 8 dumb ass birds!! Those retard fucks only carry worms and twigs, where the fuck do they get enough strength for a whale? Don’t bullshit me with gay ass redbull or monster energy bull sperm drinks.  The reason i disrespect those birds is that they aren’t even all flying the right direction! Some right, some left! No wonder twitter fucks up… Stupid whale, this offends me… Why a fucking whale?! Why not a cute little ethiopian kid? Well Fuck you twitter whale! I hope one day you find yourself raped in he blow hole and with your kidneys missing. You worthless piece off fat lardass. One day, just one day i hope that those ropes holding you with those retard birds snap and release you into that orange juice ocean. Stupid bitch i bet your name is something like, linda the fatty whale. Fat whore. Fuck you and your birds…

Sweet Hungarian Skull-Fucking Panda!

Is that a pack of motherfucking Wrigley chewing gum?! You bet your fucking penis it is! This bitch is like a orgy of fresh in you mouth! Go ahead and try a piece, if you can fucking handle it.

 

Still not impressed? Step it up with fucking WinterFresh. Bitch, you could eat your own semen and one of this sticks of gum would have Carmen electra tongue kissing your armpits!

 

 

Why are you still reading this? You syphilitic whore? I know you’re not manly enough for a damn Big Red. Shit would melt you ass-licking tongue off like a volcano or pure fucking awesomness you little bitch looking asswhipe.

 

 

What’s that? You don’t think you can handle it? we alreadt thought that you fagg. That’s why we got you Juicy Fruit. Ennjoy your fucking bitch faggot gum, you dog fucking extraterrestrial. It even says fruit in the name, you little bitch. All yours.

Coolest kid on earth!

dood, when i was a little kid i told my dad, “hey dad take me to a baseball game!” and he said, “Sure you little bean burrito eating kind of kid!, We will go see the Diamondbacks play!” I was super damn right excited. So excited that I that i sold my gameboy for a baseball glove so i could catch a ball and sell it on ebay. Oh shit, sometimes it’s fucking difficult to admit you are stupid. Or just down right, a super gay camel sucking, monkey fucking a coconut looking rapist. But sometimes, woahhhhh sometimes you go wayyyy beyond expectations or especially help. Dang. I honestly wonder what this fagmunch father had to say about this picture. Sure he is famous, I sure as hell wouldnt want this shit in the internet! Fuck!!!! DoodWTF just launched its 1st post, to be more and many more !!! CHeers sucka’s!!!! fuck yea!