Is that a pack of motherfucking Wrigley chewing gum?! You bet your fucking penis it is! This bitch is like a orgy of fresh in you mouth! Go ahead and try a piece, if you can fucking handle it.
Still not impressed? Step it up with fucking WinterFresh. Bitch, you could eat your own semen and one of this sticks of gum would have Carmen electra tongue kissing your armpits!
Why are you still reading this? You syphilitic whore? I know you’re not manly enough for a damn Big Red. Shit would melt you ass-licking tongue off like a volcano or pure fucking awesomness you little bitch looking asswhipe.
What’s that? You don’t think you can handle it? we alreadt thought that you fagg. That’s why we got you Juicy Fruit. Ennjoy your fucking bitch faggot gum, you dog fucking extraterrestrial. It even says fruit in the name, you little bitch. All yours.
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